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Mr. Fender suddenly mumbled, “Oh no.”
“What?” Squish asked.
“Did you buy groceries for dinner?”
“Nope. I thought you did.”
Mr. Fender froze. “But we invited Jason.”
“Yeah?”
“A black bear.”
“Yeah…”
“And I’m pretty sure bears eat berries and fish.”
Squish gulped.
Mr. Fender looked at Squish.
Squish looked at Mr. Fender.
Then both fish looked nervously toward the door.
“Okay,” Mr. Fender whispered. “This is awkward.”
Mr. Bobo is a breakdancing wizard. Pictured here, you can see some of the Gang gather as he prepares to do a head spin to Harold Faltermeyer’s primo 80’s hit, “Axel F.” Everyone is chanting,…
Jason bet Clarice she couldn’t make it to the tippy-top of a slinky rope. Within seconds he realized what a stupid wager he made. Immediately after making it back down, Clarice demanded “That’ll be a…
Last night’s New Edition cover band concert got started a little late. Bobby, as with the Bobby from the real New Edition, is a bit unreliable. He never showed. It was up to Ronnie, Rick,…